Madonna!

While I do admire all the work and money that has gone into creating this creature, Madonna never has been one for the less is more approach. I have somewhat mixed feelings about this picture, as you can tell.

The first one shows off a banging bod, and I wish I could say the same, although I draw the line at a certain point. Curves and softness are infinitely more attractive to me than sinewy tautness.

But the second one is a little scary, to be honest.

What do you think?