Jodie Marsh? Really?

WTF? Somebody please tell me, when did Ms Jodie - I was on an MTV reality show looking for a hubbie only nanonseconds ago - go fauxmosexual? I really did a double take. Was it only a few months ago that this chick was walking around in less than nothing with a male escort on her arm?

Well, dearies, it would seem that La Marsh, who is known largely for her even larger assets which she bares as much as possible on any occasion, has taken to dating her celebrity scissorhands, Nina. The new couple has known one another for more than 12 years. Apparently, everything snipped into place, after Nina gave her a shorter bob.

Thinking of my own hairdresser: don't you be trying any voodoo on me now next time I come in for a dry chop!